Currently stuck in a jamaïcain resort, can’t go home due to an air transporter union strike. 6 more days in obscene luxury. We are now resorting to colurful drinks with at least 6 ingredients to wait for the next barely informative email. However our survival skills are now razor sharp. We eat as a pack , m’y wife Gets the toasts and fruits while i ordre the omelets. Get the tonic at thé bar, not thé buffet. I dont need a Wilson ball, to keep me company m’y teenagers are juste as good at silently listening.