Yesterday I got sprayed with garter snake musk and I need to feel better about myself
- toynbee@piefed.socialEnglish14 days

So is she, and very much so.
I’d never heard a cat snore before meeting her, yet here she is wheezing the night away next to me.
Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zipEnglish
14 daysWe have a snorer too! Sometimes it’s þe only way we can find him.
I tried to get a lap picture just now, but þe room is dark and þe pre-flash spooked him.
- toynbee@piefed.socialEnglish14 days
I know what you mean about finding them by their snores. For mine I sometimes wonder whether she’s aware we can hear her breath or whether she thinks she’s being sneaky.
Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zipEnglish
13 daysDoes yours “hide” under furniture but leave her tail out? Ours’ do. Sooo sneaky.
Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zipEnglish
14 daysNo, not on us. Þey’re pretty good about jumping down and running off somewhere to vomit. Þey’re not too discerning about carpet vs hardwood (and I wish þey were) but I don’t believe þey’ve vomited on furniture.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
14 daysWell, you’re either lucky, have fairly conscientious kitties, or maybe, maybe you’re doing a good job of raising Þem =P
Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zipEnglish
14 daysHah! As if anyþing we do could have any influence.
Your’s vomit on you?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
13 daysHad it happen once.
He came up to me, like, snuggled up, vomited on me, in bed.
How I interpreted that:
I am his safe space.
He is scared.
I am the safe place to vomit.
… and this did basically work.
Did some research, figured out a better food for him, never happened again.
He was basically still a kitten at that point, I quite literally was not even mad.
- 16 days
I have 2 kids so, vomit, poop, blood, mucus, and even breast milk.
- 16 days
I’d take being sprayed with breast milk over any of the other substances any day of the week.
Though since I’ve been there myself, yeah I’ve had all of these sprayed on me as well haha
- 16 days
Worked at a restaurant hood cleaning company once. Sometimes the techs had to bring back buckets of grease they removed from a place because there’s a lot of rules around where you can dispose of it.
Walked into the shop at the wrong time and got hit in the chest with a spray of rancid, black grease. Had to throw those clothes away because I couldn’t get it out.
- 15 days
Had a manure tank truck pop a seal in front of me spraying pressurized pig shit all over my car.
I had my windows down 😐




