Would you consider it predatory if a 30 year old woman was hanging out with people aged 20-29 because she has a mental age of 20 due to being in a coma for 10 years?

A 30-year old woman hanging out with people who are 20-29?

That’s extremely predatory, especially with the 29 year olds. A 29 year old is basically just a child, and at the age of 30, she should be well aware of that, despite the coma. It’s creepy and gross for a 30 year old to hang out with a 29 year old. In fact, once you turn 30, you should probably never speak to or look at anyone even slightly younger than yourself, just to be safe. Be sure to say goodbye to any younger siblings before your 30th birthday – you won’t be seeing them for a while. Personally, a 30 year old tried to hang out with me once while I was 29, and it was absolutely devastating. I’m still in therapy because of that, even a decade afterwards. My therapist says I’m making great progress! However, she’s 33 and I’m 39, and my birthday is just about a week from now, so obviously I won’t be able to go back to therapy for the next 7 years or so.

TIL my wife is a predator. At some point while we were dating, she made the absolutely disgusting move of turning 30 on my sweet, innocent little 29 year old self.

Oh God. How could I let it get this bad?