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cats@lemmy.worldbyickplant@lemmy.world
2 days

No choice but to hold position and hope for the best

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzEnglish
      2 days

      Sofly scribbling the ears distracts a cat so much they don’t notice you moving

        • Deacon@lemmy.world
          2 days

          But then the cat isn’t on your lap anymore. Have you considered that?

          Best to just stay there.

          • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
            2 days

            Same if you put a finger slowly in its anus.

              • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                2 days

                Please do not the cat

                • Gintoki@lemmy.zip
                  2 days

                  • frischkaesbagett@feddit.org
                    2 days

                    Ok i have my finger in my anus now, waiting for further instructions.

                    …

                    …

                    Take your time!

                      • ickplant@lemmy.world
                        2 days

                        It’s been 7 hours…

                      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                        1 day

                    • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.worldEnglish
                      1 day

                      So, do most people not like having their knees locked?

                      • kibblebits@quokk.auEnglish
                        2 days

                        Living your best life with indoor boots.

                          • harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                            1 day

                            That’s how you know for sure that OP is 'murican

                              • anomnom@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                1 day

                                Those are an Australian invention though. Even though it’s never that cold there.

                                • kibblebits@quokk.auEnglish
                                  1 day

                                  Must be.

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