Thanks, Gary.


This is a common misconception. Orange cats don’t have one brain cell each. They all cumulatively share a single brain cell.

I can’t do that. Those orange cats need their one shared brain cell.

It’s okay, doubling your brain power would have only brought you misery.
His cat invited me over for some lasagna, but I knew it was a trap to get me to socialize with Jon. Garfield would never share lasagna.
I mean I think most people don’t live up their potential, but also, don’t we lose thousands of brain cells a day? Whatever that number I’m pretty sure it’s more than one.