- 26 days
Based on every landlord I’ve seen, they’re complaining about not doing their job twice as much
- 26 days
In the most charitable interpretation, the rent price only barely covers the wear and tear without wfh, but we all know that’s not true.
- 26 days
Damn, poor landlord will have to spend a little bit more of my fucking money to fix it.
- mrmacduggan@lemmy.mlEnglish25 days
Yeah. When they complain I always want to ask them “Really? What did you do with the last $2,000 I gave you?” like a disappointed father.
- 25 days
I turn on the light maybe 20 minutes a day for eating and maybe finding something. Do I get a discount because I like to live in the dark?
- 25 days
As a fellow creature of the night, I keep my windows and blinds closed at all times, that’s cutting down on both UV and other weather damage.
Check please.
So much woe is me with these fuckers. If it’s so terrible being a landlord then sell up and get a job.
- 26 days
You can live in the home you pay rent for, but only during certain hours.
- 25 days
So you rent an apartment, but are only allowed to be there a certain amount of hours per day? What’s next, every 5min you have to listen to ads? Only allowed to use the toilet 3 times a day, otherwise the toilet door hinges will wear too fast?
- tazeycrazy@feddit.ukEnglish25 days
This guy isn’t a landlord. Property’s degrade far quicker and worse when left unoccupied for long periods of time. Leaks go unreported. Water freezes in the pipe. Air becomes damp and mold takes over. Squatters move in and trash the place.
- 25 days
That guy is an idiot, which as far as I can tell is all the prerequisites needed to be a leech.
- 25 days
If all landlords knew that, there wouldn’t be an “unoccupied houses to homelessness” ratio, tbf.
- 25 days
If I’m paying rent, I’ll be in the unit as often as I damn well please. Simple as.
- 25 days
Yeah, hi, um… Fuckface McParasite… You have literally zero fucking say over what people do in their home you fucking moron. If that means your precious fucking lightswitches wear out faster, too bad, so sad.
