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They literally function by converting mass into energy (thereby destroying the mass). What is that if not mass destruction?

I’d either go a few decades in the past or several centuries in the future, depending on how adventurous I’m feeling at the time.

going 30 years into the past puts me in the mid 90s. Recent enough to have technology levels that I could live with and to remember what companies to invest in, but far enough back for non-digital identity records to be a thing, so it would still be possible (albeit difficult) to create an identity.

Skipping forward by 500+ years would also be really interesting. Changing technology would make that world nearly unrecognizable from anything we know today, and I’m hopeful for the far future, if not the near future.

…It’s already captioned.

Haven’t people been saying that about every linux phone OS for decades now?

Batman and Stark both have significant physics bending powers. It’s more obvious with Stark, but both of them have made plenty of things that have bend the laws of physics pretty drastically.

Hey, at least the taxes for the manufacturers were lower because they doubled the size of the vehicle (which drastically reduced the required emission standards due to the unique way the U.S. emissions laws are written).

It’s worth $600 because of the legendary Jeep reliability /s

It’s kind of surprising that neither of them was a billionaire.

I swear there’s a fat electrician video for every single one of these companies that are mysteriously not evil.

If you think 64 is enough, you’ve never driven on a long highway through the middle of nowhere.

Isn’t high school level biology already mandatory in most countries?

Sure, but that required you to literally uproot your entire life and move to a densely populated city where everything else is more expensive.

Just Eevee. They haven’t evolved yet.

So it was just them sending out invites to everybody with over a certain amount of presence, or was it specifically related towards Nazi groups?

Only if you’re stupid and get a massive new car. If you get a small cheap used car, it’ll save you a ton of time and money, especially in Canada and the US where public transit isn’t all that great.

My kid was born 1970-01-01 on the same day I was.

Nah, still counts. A Boomer is just anybody older than you whom you disagree with.

I’d be very careful about ordering something designed for another continent’s cell network.

Yes, but the one thing it did do very well was get in right at the beginning of the “magic school” trend.

I didn’t think that was a thing that actual licensed therapists said unless they were specifically affiliated with some kind of religious organization.