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4 days

Salmonella Has Now Come for Your Granola

newrepublic.com English

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/50838301

Republicans are now trying to make every crap their pants with a new product.

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    Are the “Make America Healthy Again” folks still happy with their choices?
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    • Janx@piefed.socialEnglish
      4 days

      “I’d like to reiterate how difficult it is to have granola infected with salmonella. It’s even more difficult than chili peppers, and no, it’s not ‘foreign producers’ that are the problem,” Chef Joe Gera wrote on X. “It’s quality control and standards not being enforced.”

      They literally don’t care about us. These giant corporations and rich assholes have almost all of the money and power, but it’s never enough. They’ll relax regulations and standards to increase profits and if people die, oh well!

        • WanderingThoughts@europe.pubEnglish
          4 days

          And funny enough because every supplier has now lowered their standards, it means every manufacturer has to spend more doing checks to see if raw materials are actually up to quality required.

            • village604@adultswim.fanEnglish
              4 days

              No they don’t. They don’t care about quality either.

                • WanderingThoughts@europe.pubEnglish
                  4 days

                  Up to the point that whatever they use or produce doesn’t work anymore because of bad parts, or customers die, their stuff gets a reputation like the Ford Pinto and sales tank.

                    • ReptilianCleric@lemmy.zipEnglish
                      4 days

                      With how many corporations have merged, they don’t care anymore. They’ll risk the loss because they can pivot to a different brand in their conglomerate.

                      On anything that matters, try and buy local. The smaller the company, the less they can ignore risks like you mention.

                        • Ptsf@lemmy.worldEnglish
                          3 days

                          As always in life it’s a little column a and b. I think what they’re trying to get at is that this doesn’t save any economic productivity in the long run and runs counter to the traditional “principles” of capitalism.

                • antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                  3 days

                  I don’t eat lactation granola

                  • bedwyr@piefed.caEnglish
                    4 days

                    We are the only developed country that has allowed salmonella in our chicken supply, after pressure from the industry. Propublica did a piece on it some years back.

                      • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orgEnglish
                        4 days

                        developed country

                      • TisI@lemmy.zipEnglish
                        4 days

                        Ok, so how are these items contaminated? I’ve never heard of this outside of the US.

                        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldEnglish
                          4 days

                          you know I heard we were heading towards a food safety crisis and at the time I kinda thought it was a bit fear mongery.

                          now? not so much.

                            • bedwyr@piefed.caEnglish
                              4 days

                              The bigger danger is chemical contamination in the food supply, and it’s harms will rarely if ever be recognized for their sources. Not unless we make them be recognized. Not an easy task with influence operations and social media being completely sold out.

                            • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caEnglish
                              4 days

                              “Hampton Grocer has recalled its popular Lacnola Lactation Granola”

                              Sorry, the what?

                                • Codpiece@feddit.ukEnglish
                                  4 days

                                  Well you don’t eat yours dry, do you?

                                  • bacon_pdp@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                    4 days

                                    It helps when breast feeding. I downed whole boxes in a day when I was breastfeeding.

                                      • DaveyRocket@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                        3 days

                                        Oh, I’ve been eating them while feeding on a breast - I thought it was a whole milk-and-cookie thing…

                                    • medem@lemmy.wtfEnglish
                                      4 days

                                      Granolla it is, then.

                                        • Tollana1234567@lemmy.todayEnglish
                                          4 days

                                          gralomonella.

                                        • comador @lemmy.worldEnglish
                                          4 days

                                          Lunchtime, reading this while eating blueberries + ancient grains probiotic granola on top of cottage cheese … fuck.

                                            • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caEnglish
                                              4 days

                                              Better strap your ass down.

                                                • TheGoldenV@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                  4 days

                                                  Hold on to your butts.

                                                    • toynbee@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                      4 days

                                                      Hold on to your ass, Fred

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