• I don’t think Jodie Foster is a snake, but I guess it is ok that she is the first one to receive the new cancer treatment if the python said so…

  • The state of the science for reptile care is advancing so fast that we sometimes still don’t know what a reasonable lifespan in captivity is for some species. She might have gotten 10 years in 1980 but now 25 is feasible.

  • Great, now our shapeshifting lizard people oligarchs will rule for thousands more years!

    I hate that I have to mention I’m kidding because so many people believe that’s real these days…

  • Well, I have some good news: https://www.wavy.com/news/local-news/john-hinckley-jr-says-of-jodie-foster-now-i-wish-her-well/

    I live in Newport News but spent several years in Williamsburg, where he lives. At one point he was trying to open a music store that would have been in the strip mall next to where I have dialysis.

    Just amused by the timing of that (he doesn’t make the news often here, but occasionally…) vs. this article. (He shot Reagan in a weird attempt to get Jodie Foster to like him)