- 2 days
Shoot a billionaire
for legal reasons: “a billionaire” is what I call heroin.
- 1 day
you will likely just get fentanyl unless you make some new decent connections, do some planning and prep, know which vein to hit etc.
you need more than a day
also I thought heroin fucking sucks the first time you take it unless you already have opioid tolerance
you feel good, sure, but Iyou want to puke so fucking bad
walk up to any old lady with a bad hip
figure out if she has Alzheimer’s
if she does
congratulations, you are her relative
dig through her medicine cabinet
look for percs, oxys or maybe you strike gold with morphine amps
don’t actually do this, you will go to jail if it legit isn’t your last day
My attorney has recommended that I do not answer this question.
Plan A: Mostly just play my guitars. Probably cook a nice dinner: steak, baked potato, asparagus, beer, ice cream. Talk about movies with my son (his favorite subject), and make sure to tell him that’s he’s the only thing that was ever truly important to me. Then I could go happy.
Plan B: Go to the state capital, and take out as many MAGAs as I can.
Rob T Firefly@lemmy.worldEnglish
1 dayI’d do what I’m already doing today; spending a quiet day on the sofa with my wife.
- 2 days
Give away my stuff to people who could use it and then go to a bar arcade or something like that











