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2 days

What would you do today if today was your last day?

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
      60 minutes

      grab a sniper and get to work.

      • Toasticus@piefed.socialEnglish
        1 hour

        Chaos.

        • n7gifmdn@lemmy.caEnglish
          2 hours

          Get right with Jesus

          • Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com
            9 hours

            Eat till I threw up

            • Crackhappy@lemmy.worldEnglish
              24 hours

              Same thing we do every day. Take over the world.

              • Stern@lemmy.world
                2 days

                Shoot a billionaire

                for legal reasons: “a billionaire” is what I call heroin.

                  • tourist@lemmy.world
                    1 day

                    you will likely just get fentanyl unless you make some new decent connections, do some planning and prep, know which vein to hit etc.

                    you need more than a day

                    also I thought heroin fucking sucks the first time you take it unless you already have opioid tolerance

                    you feel good, sure, but Iyou want to puke so fucking bad

                    walk up to any old lady with a bad hip

                    figure out if she has Alzheimer’s

                    if she does

                    congratulations, you are her relative

                    dig through her medicine cabinet

                    look for percs, oxys or maybe you strike gold with morphine amps

                    don’t actually do this, you will go to jail if it legit isn’t your last day

                  • MrShankles@reddthat.com
                    1 day

                    Freeze with indecision

                    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
                      2 days

                      My attorney has recommended that I do not answer this question.

                        • Akasazh@lemmy.worldEnglish
                          2 days

                          I read this as in ‘Fear and loathing in Las Vegas’

                        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                          1 day

                          Go to sleep so it ends faster.

                          • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
                            1 day

                            Cry and masturbate

                              • Crackhappy@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                24 hours

                                Crysturbating is the best.

                                  • LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub
                                    1 hour

                                    Christurbating is a sin

                                • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
                                  2 days

                                  Plan A: Mostly just play my guitars. Probably cook a nice dinner: steak, baked potato, asparagus, beer, ice cream. Talk about movies with my son (his favorite subject), and make sure to tell him that’s he’s the only thing that was ever truly important to me. Then I could go happy.

                                  Plan B: Go to the state capital, and take out as many MAGAs as I can.

                                  • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.orgDeutsch
                                    1 day

                                    Die

                                    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                      1 day

                                      I’d do what I’m already doing today; spending a quiet day on the sofa with my wife.

                                      • Cam@scribe.disroot.org
                                        1 day

                                        Probably feel relieved.

                                        • CallMeAl (like Alan)@piefed.zipEnglish
                                          2 days

                                          Give away my stuff to people who could use it and then go to a bar arcade or something like that

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