• You’ve reminded me of a certain drunken rant.

    Profanity

    See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, chuck! And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

    • Team America: World Police
    • I don’t see a problem. If a man is a bitch, he’s a bitch, If a woman is a bitch, she’s a bitch! Science, YEAH!

      • There was a great South Park episode about the term “removed” getting a new officially accepted meaning of “a loud annoying biker”, so that you could distinguish annoying loud bikers farting around on their harleys, and nice gay people.

  • 20 hours

    Grab a large enough group of people in any demographic, and some of them will be assholes.