Parents are very cautious

Sibshops@feddit.cl · 20 hours

My favorite advice to give: “don’t add or subtract from the population”

Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.world · 20 hours

Do not end up in

The newspaper
The hospital
Or jail (if you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly)

Addendum: Dont do anything you would be afraid to explain to the paramedics.

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 19 hours

You’ve been added to the Best of Lemmy: https://sh.itjust.works/post/65529027

mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 19 hours

~pulls knife out of a fascist~ oh crap. Sibshops gave me literally only one rule

cepelinas@sopuli.xyz · 9 hours

Then add one to the population.

nobodysreadingthis@quokk.au · 16 hours

No, that’s fine. Exception that proves rule, or something.

bigboismith@lemmy.world · 13 hours

Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do

But that doesn’t say much

Exactly

turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 16 hours

That’s cause dads are smart and know the kid ain’t gonna follow those instructions, so you gotta set them up to tell the truth promptly when they get back and shit’s gone sideways.