- 15 minutes
I have a loose scalp, I can make it appear as if I’m wearing a wig.
- 4 hours
Whistle with my fingers, took a good few weeks of practice over one summer blowing spit all over my fingers but eventually I learned. Still a really useful skill today.
- 6 hours
Writing cursive. But after seeing my coworkers I could just say writing, there’s this kid in particular that he barely knows how to hold a pen. And I’m supposed to be the one without an education.
- 9 hours
I can swallow air and belch on command. Maybe I should list it as one of my skills on my resume
- 12 hours
I learned how to fixand build things with my dad and grandpa. Now I’m a mechanical engineer and use those same principals I learned from them 30 years ago.
- 7 hours
I learned how to fix and build things with my dad. Now I have a list of projects to do around the house because I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay someone $1000 to install $300 of flooring…
- 11 hours
I can usually tell by someone’s gait and posture whether or not they’re likely to try to hit someone in the next hour or so. If it seems likely I offer them drugs. Usually by the time my coworkers are able to tell it’s too late to offer.
5 hoursI don’t feel like hitting anyone but can I have some drugs anyways?
- 4 hours
They’re not very fun they actually make you stop seeing interesting things and sometimes knock you out :/
- 10 hours
What’s the context? Security job in a club or a mental institution?
- 12 hours
Got my first skateboard 41 years ago, am as excited as I’ve ever been that I get to go skating today.
