Look at its little jersey!
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That does look cute…
…but who takes a pet to a noisy football game!?
That’s a chihuahua?! I thought they all looked like little white terror fur-balls
Dogs can see yellow but not red… so nobody ever gets thrown out of a dog soccer game.
Oh no, that german Shepherd over there, this was already the seventh time he’d been a good boy.
Dog soccer would have smell cards.
“Well, that’s Rusty’s fourth Clorox card of the season, looks like he won’t be going to the playoffs even if the Barkers make it.”