Look at its little jersey!

That does look cute…
…but who takes a pet to a noisy football game!?
“It is a small dog: for both bitches and dogs, body weight is in the range 4 to 6 kg and height at the withers lies between 25 and 30 cm.” - Wikipedia
That’s a chihuahua?! I thought they all looked like little white terror fur-balls
Dogs can see yellow but not red… so nobody ever gets thrown out of a dog soccer game.
Oh no, that german Shepherd over there, this was already the seventh time he’d been a good boy.
Dog soccer would have smell cards.
“Well, that’s Rusty’s fourth Clorox card of the season, looks like he won’t be going to the playoffs even if the Barkers make it.”