Could be a one liner or a long drawn out thing I don’t care. I like all kinds of comedy.
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- SparroHawc@piefed.worldEnglish1 month
How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all the beer on your fishing trip?
Invite another Mormon.
(My family is Mormon and they also think this joke is hilarious)
- 1 month
In Mormon theology doing any mind altering substances like drinking alcohol, smoking anything, and I shit you not even drinking fucking coffee it’s explicitly forbidden.
But like most religious zealots, they all do it, and knitting circles ain’t got shit on churches when it comes to spreading other people’s business to “hold each other accountable”, but we all know it’s just a reason to gossip. So if you have one Mormon, and assuming you are not, the mormon will drink your beer. But if you have another one, they know that person will tell EVERYONE about it.
