Working as intended
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I have freaked out several people because I stop mid-drive to carry turtles across the road.
Remember: take it to the side it’s moving toward or it will just cross again.
Well, this turtle isn’t really crossing, looks like it is hurrying along the road for an important appointment.
As we discovered in DM: No it isn’t, but it’s truthy enough for US government work
All tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises. Like all toads are frogs, but not all frogs are toads.