Beans


The guy next to me on the list was “iluvlamp” so I can only assume…
I just ate some beans, does this mean it hates me too? I’m not yet on the list, maybe that’ll help

How dare you mention this!
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without adding how Tesseract also dislikes no pooping!
(Tbf I also dislike no pooping.)
Made you look! 😜
Though I do hear that Tesseract is very much a fan of corn.
Guess that’s the only point we agree on. My husband poisoned himself by eating a package of raw Runner Beans once. Kinda fucked that beans can just … do that

Tesseract is an alternative UI. The developer has inserted a secret block list for specific instances, users, and communities that they don’t like.
Ah, right. So similar to an app, but for desktop?
Yeah, that’s pretty shitty.
‘beans’ is kind of a foot fetish-adjacent meme among the furry community. Maybe that’s why it was blocked?
Maybe don’t read too much into it? The tesseract is a time travel thingy and an incomprehensible 4d cube thingy. I’m sure beans are the fuel for such.