
To re-state, it’s not a problem of understanding or the language, it’s a problem with overused, bland, and repetitive language and phrasing. It’s not fun to read even if you can understand it perfectly.
Just because 200 people understood your post doesn’t mean it isn’t annoying to read. And it’s a super simple thing to fix - don’t use AI to rewrite your post and just use a normal translator instead, which won’t inject bland and repetitive phrases and structures.

Don’t they also require a unique shipping address? I have doubts that the eBay scalpers are anything more than one-off people selling their 1 unit because they know they can get another one later.