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An oyster

The town I grew up in is famous for them, we even learned about them in school but I’d never tried one

Finally decided to just before I moved away for university and eugh, salty mucus-y blob, had to spit it out again, poor lil guy

I see a lil smiley face in the dead centre

Climate change on Earth has nothing to do with the heat death of the universe

That (if it happens) is trillions of years in the future

Yes, the climate on Earth is heading in a bad direction at the moment driven largely by human activity, but we will not all be dead in a few weeks

I meannnn

Brit here, all the elements are correct but jeez please cook all of that for at least twice as long