But surely you need a program to direct your attention to those programs, otherwise how would you know what you’re supposed to be doing? You need to have another power hungry program running that uses a full center worth of processing power to… *checks notes* …do what your google now homepage used to do.

Text book narcissistic collapse

A sacrifice to Dükt, may he forgive our transgression for not using his most holy gift.

At least at work it’s ITs problem if shit goes awry.

What is fairy bread?

*Ecosias “fairy bread”*

What the fuck. Surely this is a mass traumatic response to being a former penal colony.