Some schools called this a playground ball but we called it a “utility ball” where I went and anyway the smaller version could also be boobies

The CO tells us it’s from an alien civilization that fell asleep in their basement and never woke up

I thought it was a spring with a boxing glove on the end at first but this is cool too… I GUESS

Oh sick I used to do that with wrapping paper tubes as a kid

Oh yeah? I’d like to see them parse it when i switch to talking in igpay atinlay

I’m beginning to think they don’t actually have anyone on the inside at any businesses

My coffee aint kicked in yet so I’m like “euthanasia kit? Fucking finally”