Hey y’all. He’s a member of…

Aww fuck it. We don’t even need to look it up. We already know which party he’s a member of.

That’s a clear conflict of interest.

I’ll give you one guess as to which party he’s a member of and how little they care about conflicts of interest.

Hint: It’s the party currently directly violating our Constitution by allowing the president to violate the Emoluments Clause.

Reminder: They are only able to do this because voters keep giving them power, despite constantly providing us reasons why we shouldn’t.

Sucker Punch

The internet loves to shit on it. I’ve always enjoyed it. It’s a visual/audio treat.

Amazing soundtrack. Saw the Red Elvises live in a small bar years ago. Great show.

This is where everyone complains about the price and then goes out and buys it anyway, letting the industry know they can price gouge us.

The older I get, the more comfortable I am ignoring the hype and just waiting for something to go on sale. I’ll wait years now. I don’t care. Lots of other games.

I was pretty excited for Dead Island 2. Ended up waiting and waiting and then I got it for free from Epic. Worked out pretty well for me.

I’m also a PC gamer, so I won’t even get the opportunity to play GTA6 for another year or two after it comes out on console.

It’s also an extremely reliable system.

My original NES and SNES both have problems. The N64 still works flawlessly. My original Gameboy still works too.

I miss not being exposed to every low IQ chode’s trashcan opinions on social media. And I really miss not watching those low IQ chode’s trashcan opinions influencing large numbers of other low IQ chodes into doing things like making a felon rapist pedophile our leader.

Kind of shocked, tbh. Their last controllers were pretty awful. I have two. I used them maybe 3 times before settling on PS/XBox controllers. And I’m not even a console gamer. I just bought a few PS and Xbox controllers cuz the Steam controller felt cheap and awkward.

Never saw idiocracy.

You don’t need to anymore.

People generations from now are going to feel the embarrassment. That’s how potent it is.

If Donald Trump isn’t an actual pedophile in the Epstein files, he is absolutely being blackmailed by pedophiles who are in the Epstein files.

The only other explanation is that he is so fantastically stupid that he is behaving like he is being blackmailed by pedophiles without actually being blackmailed by pedophiles. And while I wouldn’t put it past him to be that stupid, I’m pretty sure he’s either a pedophile and/or being blackmailed by pedophiles.