Who’s the next Lewis you’ll be reading?

Yeah, good people had good ideas and created the computer link that allows your catalytic converter to function properly. As with all good things, some shithead ruined it and put Subaru’s remote start behind a paid app. Shit people ruining good things, tale as old as time.

I remember a friend of mine took the back rows out of his van and put in lawn chairs and bean bags. It was complete chaos, but it was youth.

Yeah, we had a friend with a Toyota Avalon that had a bench front seat. Cruised many blunts in that car as a young man, just three dudes crammed into the front seat of a sedan. We were asking for it, but fortunately avoided it.

Oh, I eyeball it all. That’s how I can run 30+ miles a week and still hover right at the edge of overweight.

The Devils is on the list, which is a very loose assemblages of things I’m thinking of reading. They’re turning it into a movie or show so it may get some priority.

But yeah, I love his character arcs, which is a term I’ll use to avoid spoilers. Definitely not feel good reads.

The whole nutrition facts section feels cherry picked too. Portion sizes are way too small. Every snack food ends up being 140 calories and like 27-31 grams, regardless of what it is. I wish everything was, like, per 10 grams or some other measurement from which I can extrapolate how big a piece of shit I am easily. I don’t want 27 grams of cereal, I want 40 because I’m a child trapped in an adult’s body, so now I gotta do the cross multiplying thing I learned when I was a kid, and I guess it’s good to stay fresh, but I don’t want to.

All that being said, calorie counting apps are fantastic for anyone interested in keeping tabs on their bad habits. Not necessarily fixing them, just giving some ammo for when they’re depressed and shitting all over themselves.

I keep my sunroof open and the back passenger side window cracked. It is the optimal airflow for the driver’s seat. I couldn’t tell you what the rest of the seats feel like, but those are of no concern to me.

Reading Best Served Cold by Joe Abercrombie, a standalone part of the First Law series, after the initial trilogy. I really like the whole “nothing matters everything is what it is” sad and depressing vibe, it feels incredibly relatable.

Also doing a first listen (but not first time through) Wheel of Time, this time with a buddy of mine. We’re just about at the end, so going to need another book to listen to while I run, though probably gonna be DCC.

Yes, just putting any game I had in to see if something happened.

Yeah, I mean, this is a sales pitch, it feels like. Are salesmen autistic? Probably some of them!