EpeeGnome

It’s just the worst when you go to ponder your orb, but it’s stuck doing updates. I have time to ponder my orb now, not in 7 fortnights when the update finally completes.

It’s not angry, just very disappointed.

No, nothing he added was correct, he just technically wasn’t 100% wrong in what he said on the topic. This is only notable in that he usually is 100% wrong.

Yeah, it wasn’t secret government chemicals like he thought, but regular old pollutants. I can’t recall if it was medication from insufficiently treated sewage, or industrial runoff, or what, but there really was a case of stray chemicals making some wild frogs gay. So he was a little bit right about gay frogs. He just was, as usual, astoundingly wrong about those chemicals being a secret government plot to turn people gay.