I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.

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Cake day: July 9th, 2023
  • Different kinds of Italian. The differences between North and South are dramatic.

    That article needs a lot of work. That’s more (North) mirepoix. I’m more Sicilian (South) where bell peppers are way more likely to be there than celery. And if I do see a recipe calling for celery I will always consider if I can use leeks instead.

  • Botulism isn’t a risk for sanitation reasons. The pressure canner takes care of all the botulism risk. Some people believe that you can boil botulism away and they are very much at risk. Follow proper canning features with even moderately clean jars and you will never get sick. Sickness comes from when you try to do dumb stuff like can really dense material like pumpkin puree instead of pumpkin cubes. The center of the mass doesn’t reach the 240° necessary to eliminate all pathogens and botulism spores.

  • There’s a cold pack and a hot pack method. Hot pack is when you pre-cook the meat and put it in the jar and top it off with water or broth. I prefer the cold pack method where you just literally shove the raw meat in the jar and it Cooks during the canning process creating its own juices. It’s less prep work all the way around and you actually get a better result. And that broth is worth a lot in soups and stuff. It’s just the purest flavor of broth you have ever had.

  • I have a vegetarian senior citizen friend. Occasionally he ends up with whole frozen turkeys. He gives them to me. I cut off all the usable meat. Pack it into a canning jar. Fire up the pressure canner. Make canned turkey just like you’d buy in the store. And then I take the carcass bits and make stock out of that.

    I originally started this on post turkey day sales. I could go in the next morning and get a turkey for something like $0.17 a pound and that’s practically free food if you know how to can.

  • I don’t know the group so I’m not sure if it would be on topic or fringe content. I know that in the future we’re going to be hitting that dump. Pretty hard to get every single cat in it. If your post does good then maybe I’ll try those when I get to it.

  • Chives? In this economy?

    But seriously it’s the wrong time of year for chives to be growing in my yard. And she prefers fries over the potatoes.

    Though I will admit I have not made nearly enough boiled potatoes tossed in butter and some herbage over the years. I loved them as a kid and I find them essential for a lot of good breakfast burritos. It’s just something that never comes to mind

I got these 5 from someone who trapped them at a local dump. The hour they arrived I started them on panacur because their bellies were angry. And they, understandably, were a little angry too.

It’s been three weeks and today was their first trip to the vet. They got all the vaccines and all the tests.

They popped for coccidia, hookworms and roundworms. It’s completely expected for spicy kids to come in with at least one parasite. But to have three even after treatment for two of them is rare.

They are now getting treated for all of the above. Tomorrow I’ll sanitize their kennel. Three of them are friendly enough for adoption. One of them, the orange one, is double defective with no lower lip and he purrs if you look at him. Two others need a bit more taming.

Once they finish their meds and get their rabies booster they will head out to another foster or rescue so I can free up room for the next batch of spicy kids.

Fix yo damn pets.