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Condescending asshole about it

You wouldn’t believe it

Tully + Alge is a diabolical combo

I’ve found alternate means of watching a show because I couldn’t be assed to open my authenticator app more than once.

Chinese company caught brazenly copying

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Put a little bell on their collar; it’ll heavily cut down on the prey they can sneak up on.

Somehow a friend of mine was convinced to try it, and now insists on taking shots of it every night out.

At least the taglines are accurate:

Malort: turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations!

Malort: tonight’s the night you fight your dad!

Malort: these pants aren’t going to shit themselves!

Malort: the Gary, Indiana of liquor!

Seconding Universal Paperclips, it gets crazy with the shit you unlock!