I’d buy two sticks of RAM. I know I’ll have to use some of my own money but I think it’ll be worth it.

Well that’s probably true too.

Don’t skip roll day though or you’ll regret it later.

Well I know how I’m singing this song from now on.

I like to eat homt dogs on my skamtebord.

Yeah we’ve already established that you’re the super duper smartest person ever. But you can’t back out now! Especially after you cut all those moles off your Uncle Lindsey’s butthole or whatever. You gotta get in that kitchen, pull out that knife, and technically cut off all those cancer moles. We won’t try to talk you out of it again I swear!

This is you:

I could technically remove a cancerous mole myself.

Since you’re the smart one, and we’re all morons, I’ll defer to your expertise. You should totally just hack away at your suspected cancerous moles at home. Probably you should use a dull kitchen knife or whatever. Good luck!

No. Do not do this. This is how you end up with terrible cancer that spreads. Doctors don’t just start hacking away to carve out skin cancer. You are absolutely delusional or terribly misinformed like the person above said if you think you can just cut off the cancer at home.

That is just poor network architecture at that point. Did they have the AI design their shitty sandbox too?

So to survive I just have to get used to being rode by some rich asshole. Doesn’t seem that much different then now if I’m being honest.

I think the lyric is “Ticking away…”. but I think I like the idea of dicking away the moments that make a dull day more.

On the other side of that it’s super shitty that they let a fake app that is ad spam named revanced on the app store. Don’t be extra evil.

Extremely likely under any administration that this would still have been a voluntary recall. Voluntary recalls aren’t really optional as they will quickly turn into legal proceedings and a court ordered (mandatory) recall. It substaintially reduces the company’s legal risk and monetary risk to comply with a voluntary recall. There’s a lot more nuance but just from the wikipedia for the way different types of FDA recall strategies work:

The manufacturers or distributors of the product carry out most recalls of products regulated by FDA voluntarily. In some instances, a company discovers that one of its products is defective and recalls it entirely on its own. In others, FDA informs a company of findings that one of its products is defective and suggests or requests a recall. Usually, the company will comply.

If the firm does not recall the product, then FDA can seek legal action under the FD&C Act. These include seizure of available product, and/or injunction of the firm, including a court request for recall of the product.

Posted 1:40 PM, Jul 22, 2026

It’s right below the by line before the article starts.

Pretty much agree with you on the rest of your points though. The “we found a planet we can live on!” articles that get recycled on slow news days are always lazy poorly written garbage. This one is particularly lazy and bad.