There’s some clear clues on which venues are happy ending parlors.
Avoid places with completely curtained windows. At least the lobby area should be visible to the public.
Seek out places that refer to “massage therapists”. Avoid “masseuse” or “massage parlor”.
The “crystal healing” “sound bath” hippy dippy places might try to sell you mushrooms but they are less likely to grab your dick.
Avoid cash only places, they are trying to hide paper trails. Even if you’re paying out of pocket, any place that accepts insurance isn’t offering a “secret menu” .
Low stated prices might mean they get by on big handy-based tips. They’re cheap for a reason. Medium priced places are just charging for normal services.
Check what kind of person is in their online reviews. If it’s a middle aged man talking about how beautiful the “girls” are, skip. If it’s a Karen complaining about how they used CBD oil, it’s probably fine.
Strip malls in general seem to attract this business niche, too. I’m not sure why.
If you’re normally comfortable getting a massage naked, consider keeping your underwear on for your first visit with a new practitioner.
There’s some clear clues on which venues are happy ending parlors.
Avoid places with completely curtained windows. At least the lobby area should be visible to the public.
Seek out places that refer to “massage therapists”. Avoid “masseuse” or “massage parlor”.
The “crystal healing” “sound bath” hippy dippy places might try to sell you mushrooms but they are less likely to grab your dick.
Avoid cash only places, they are trying to hide paper trails. Even if you’re paying out of pocket, any place that accepts insurance isn’t offering a “secret menu” .
Low stated prices might mean they get by on big handy-based tips. They’re cheap for a reason. Medium priced places are just charging for normal services.
Check what kind of person is in their online reviews. If it’s a middle aged man talking about how beautiful the “girls” are, skip. If it’s a Karen complaining about how they used CBD oil, it’s probably fine.
Strip malls in general seem to attract this business niche, too. I’m not sure why.
If you’re normally comfortable getting a massage naked, consider keeping your underwear on for your first visit with a new practitioner.