Yep. And my cell phone records will prove that.

Oops, my greasy hands just smeared over the lens!

… Whoops, this one too!

I remember reading that when national parks tried to make a ‘bear-proof’ trashcan, they found that there was a larger overlap between the smartest bear and the stupidest human to make a viable product.

I feel like it’s a similar situation here. The smartest kid and the stupidest adult are far more similar than we’d like to admit.