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For a given definition of working, yes.

1984 calendar meme

“The biggest game of 2026”

Is it a terabyte or something?

“We extended the line of best fit really far!”

This is just as valuable as someone from the 1950s saying this.

Again that also depends on how you define bot. Most traffic in the internet isn’t from software run by a human. This has always been true.

If you’re saying "the amount of bots pretending to be a real humam on the public-facing web has increases. Then yes, that’s true.

Non human activity != bots.

The internet has always been like this depending on how you define non-human activity.

It’s cryptographically impossible to ensure that kind of security.

Also agrees with the question the marketers asked (“do you recommend using X brand of toothpaste over none at all”) but it’s also technically correct that 9 of 10 agree.

Weed

“Yep”

Either way it’s cheaper than a console once you factor in the absence of discounts and subscription to play online that consoles have.

Lid closed sensor thought the laptop was open for One (1) millisecond.

It’ll ship the next day

Looks like something for a high budget album cover

Straight open roads, not enough protected crossings. People cross at night and get hit by drivers who can’t see someone on a perfectly lit, perfectly visible road.

I don’t think any of the shows you listed are Adult Swim shows

Non-American football?

Cars have been like this for three decades. The problem is that some of those computers do data collection & upload.