A baby polar bear trundles up to its father and says, “hey dad, am I 100% pure polar bear?” His father replies, “I’m busy hunting seals. Go ask your mother.” The baby bear then trundles over and asks his mom, “hey mom, am I 100% pure polar bear?” The mother answers “Wow that’s an interesting question. So…your father and I are both 100% pure polar bear. My mother and father were 100% pure polar bear and your father’s parents were 100% pure polar bear. So that means that you are 100% pure polar bear. Why do you ask?” And the baby polar bear answered “Because I’m fucking freezing!”

Not when it’s on you and you’re running and screaming and fanning the flames

plain gasoline works well with styrofoam too. Add pieces until they kinda stop instantly dissolving and you have reached a very effective stopping point