I fucking hope you’re right.

Hell, I’m more worried about the US /not/ breaking up. The whole country just lies down and accepts the decline into authoritarianism.

Ha. You’re reading more malice than exists there. Portland is famous for having excellent craft beer and plentiful weed. That’s the joke.

You’d have to spend the whole day drinking craft brews and mainlining reefer to think that.

Oh. Wait. Portland.

Well, the government hired Stanley Kubrik to fake the moon landing. Problem is, he was such a damn perfectionist that he demanded that they shoot on location.