You might just need to be more honest and direct. Something like “thanks for the invite but i want to go solo today”

What is your goal here? To convince people Big Canal is lying?

If its to point out how the press can lie, or officials can lie, there are MANY verifiable examples you can use.

If its to say this specific death is suspicious then you are not being effective by only saying “well other people havent drown in similar depths”

Find more compelling evidence/details or get better examples.

Theres even a potion can you craft that makes your junk bigger

I know its a meme but the real answer is “the censorship organization will penalize us for it”

The silver lining of this is that now when I do see ads I am instantly angered by them. So I have a new kind of immunity, hatred for marketing

One of the criticisms of being raised in a specific faith is that the children do not choose their faith, they are already in it.

So being raised by an atheist and then choosing a religion would carry more weight and meaning because it was a conscious decision made deliberately by that person.

PayPal is shit and should be avoided if at all possible. After the whole Honey debacle where they scammed ppl by stealing money from them PayPal should not be used

You think maybe the guy known for trying to cheat voting systems did a little vote cheating?