Tonight, 76F. In 3 minutes, it’s about to get extremely real for you. High velocity winds will rip out your roof and pull everything including your pet Morphews. At minute 2 you’ll start running out for the car screaming nonsensical noises but it won’t start… Not on the first 7 tries. Then you’re very likely to floor it and high tail it out of there in a big big hurry… Or in the European model you might only moderately accelerate such as when entering a freeway. Either way the mini-hurricane is very likely to catch you if you keept reading this past 6 seconds ago.
All the things you listed have much better offerings for free. The place I work for is small and we only use the email, teams and the docs. The rest is other software because 365 is terrible at everything.
Example : open an existing doc. Go to “save as”. That prompts you for a new file name as expected. Now go to browse so you can select where you want the file to go… Or don’t, just click save and it will ask where to put the file. Then you realize your new filename is gone! You gotta type it twice and the first time doesn’t matter at all you can call it dick first. That’s like kiddy level software development testing that has not been corrected in over 7 years now! Imagine all the wonderful security things we don’t see.
People are forced to use that at work because there’s no option apparently. Open office, libre office… LA LA LA LA…
Are you saying we threw away all those records made of plastic for no good reason?!!
Windows 25 requirements are pretty brutal lol.
"Large Collection of every song ever sang by every artist who has ever lived I assume. So like a good 250 years of continuous non repeating playback! Nice! And no moving parts!
I wouldn’t download a car! I’m not stupid. I’m going to download pornhub instead.
Right? LOL. WTF! Who would use that sort of capacity?
I can’t decide between these two used drives: https://www.cdw.com/product/solidigm-d5-p5336-122.88-tb-solid-state-drive-2.5-internal-u.2-pci-ex/8455168?pfm=srh
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sure 61TB doesn’t sound like much these days, but I’m only going to be making word docs for a few centuries. Plus the drives are used and so they come at a great discount!
Ah yes my great great great great grandcousin’s friends dad Dactariums the fith once talked about cat taming jobs being lost to AI, the first tamed cat. Try taming 1 cat, he’s already having another litter with yet another cat… All games cats.
They didn’t report what the drink was.
Scientific report states that a 10oz daily drink results in a larger penis.
2 million if you put a nail thru your finger and then plug it in to a 12V AC source when you connect the negative to your tongue priercing… Would you do it?
Yes exactly. If they would just get out of the way things would work smoothly.
The other part of the problem is the whole corporate hoop jumping thing where they choose whatever is safest… All people must watch or read X thing such that we can automatically checkbox that they did it… I’m case we get sued… If they get hurt by doing the job we don’t have to pay because we told them it was possible. But how can this be accomplished across the globe? Via an automated video ofcourse! But send it at midnight!
You wanna see a recording of my answer to this? I’ll include a link to the rickroll video but wait until 2 am to watch it. 2am is very important regardless of how you are paid or where you are geographically.
That’s about right for Mexico. I would always think that place was the worst in terms of free thinking… Yet I am corrected. Mexico is pretty bad, but there are way worse places. But there you see how the US still shines bright. There may be a lot of religious zealots, but the majority is accepting of other people’s beliefs.
So anyway, the owners of the company I work for had a global call last week on Wednesday at 5am local time. I was ready with a 15minute alarm so I could have time to spare. Just find the item on my teams schedule and click the link thought.
So Wednesday comes, I wake up, run to the laptop, plug in my security dongle hit the on button… The thing takes a fucking 4 minutes to start for whatever the fuck reason. Hmm ok, I have a few more minutes, no problem! Click the… Fuck! It’s just a photo!!! Ok find the original invite! Found it! Click the link! Surely this takes me directly to the meeting, right? Right? No! Its a fucking download! Oh ok where did that shit go? To the downloads folder! Ok click! Ok now getting into the meeting! Finally! Shit! No volume! Where’s the un-mute! The fucking unmute! What’s she saying? Fuck! There! Done!..
“So that’s how you can enter information into our database… If you have any questions feel free to contact me directly blah blah thanks for joining, good bye!”
So I scrambled to the link to find a make-up session. Found it, signed up. Now for 38 minutes ago local time fucking midnight. Same fucking ordeal to get to the stupid fucking teams meeting for a fucking recording!!!
Holy fucking donkey shit! They made me do all that for a recording that could have just been sent as a link for me to see at my leasure at any moment during a normal business hour!!!
I need two uncomfortable foldable chairs, duct tape and a bat. Not a corked bat. I need a 2X4 with a handle or a lead pipe. One chair is for the asshole who figured out a way to make computers so fucking useless at Microsoft. The other is for the total wackjob who thinks you need a midnight or 5 am meeting to watch a 10 minute video recording. You both should be very ashamed of being people. Heck, no, be ashamed of being animals at all. Things that are not inanimate. Holy jeezets you both are so stupid!
Ok, now I’m going to sleep. Goodbye! Have a wonderful day y’all!
I gotta go to WellsFargo to beg for a hard-drive loan.