No-one commenting has tinnitus then

I’ve worked hospitality for decades, where breaks are sporadic and the hours are long. I only started smoking tabs just to get a break. Smokers always get more breaks.

Just got by from grazing - steal a few chips from the pass, or eat some food from the (untouched) returned meal. Yes, I’ve also eaten off returned plates when I’ve been KP.

Aye, when I was growing up it was 4 square meals a day - brekkie, dinner, tea and supper

Once I moved out and started working in pubs that soon changed

Catch mice yourself, basically just turn the tables

If you were dressed as an admiral and had a smirk on your face you’d be reet

probably

It could be Dulux emulsion

That’s solipsism

How long before it becomes water under the bridge?

I thought you had a stack of those blue plastic crates mushrooms get delivered to kitchens in.

Nope. It’s a calender