I’m pretty sure it was just a shop in Lancashire

Y’areet

Reet. Bit wam innit?

Aye too ot owdlad.

Still, rain tomorrer the sayin

Oh aye? Could do wi a bit o rain eh. Owt else, or e ga thebythin?

Yip b’reet. Oh ey up gis twenny benson lad an all. Ta.

Ta much, mind ow yer go now