yes, i have several

edit: I’ll live with the hate and you will all have to live without my painful, cringe-worthy sex mistakes

edit: weeeelllll. just one. since you all insisted with your plethora of downvotes.

The first time I ever got laid…the first time someone very obviously wanted me to stick my dick into them…and by obvious I mean that she basically asked. That’s the level of engagement that I need. So, anyway, we head to her parents bed. I’m all nervous and shit since I really don’t really know what to do with my throbbing cock. I’d seen movies but I never had to perform in real life. So she was all like “come here and stick it in me you little bitch(this was 300 years ago so i might be paraphrasing” I’m just kidding. I can’t write a story that’s more than a few sentences.

Long story short: I bought a condom that was too small and it shot off my dick into her vergina and she never found it. I feel bad to this day

i always wanted a warranty for my pistachios, especially if they don’t open

Admittedly, I haven’t tried too hard to get it working in any of the FF browsers lately…my unraid server blew up and it was handling hardware acceleration with a cheap intel vid card. I haven’t felt like messing with until now so I’ll give it a shot. Thanks for the info

edit: no transcoding when l tried an x.265 in regular firefox. sweet

I was using vivaldi and they were kind enough(seriously) to inform me that they don’t support ublock anymore maybe a week ago.

Not sure about the reason but I think that it’s a technical thing the Google changed to deliberately make it easy to end ublock on a lot of browsers. Might not be the only reason(actual tech upgrades) but I believe it’s part of the reason since major conspiracies seem much more likely these days.

Anyway, I switched back to Librewolf even though it can’t play x.265 files (jellyfin). Anything that kills the use of ublock is dead to me even though they have their own shitty, bullshit blocking solution. It’s never going to be as good as ublock edit grammar and shit

huh. i would’ve thought we’d just all get standard healthcare similar to a lot of countries. Bonuses didn’t cross my mind

$300 book should come with a warranty

turn-based rougelikes if you can handle it

take off, eh?

gooses with bump causing diseases

Fungus amongst us is not necessarily a good thing

More fart and shit jokes. Very bonding stuff

A lot of people call this kind of thing cynical but I think that most of the time, it’s just realistic

I listen to Between Two Points a few times a week. Grew on me pretty quickly

Isn’t it just Bing with privacy? Or do they use their own tweeks or something? It’s what I use nowadays since google never finds anything i search for

explosive diarrhea