Fuck night shifts. I worked nights for 11 months. 2 weeks off wasn’t enough time for me to readjust. There were a couple of weeks during winter where I didn’t see sunlight at all.

Yes, but that’s only one of his flaws.

And we skipped all the Polish letters like “Ł” and “Ń” because there was a 150 character limit, these used up 16 characters and messages cost money back then.

It just spilled a little. No use crying over it.

The packaging probably didn’t say “Must create an account to use this product”. If this is even real (I wouldn’t be surprised either way).