I have two copies of Stephen King’s IT in hardcover. The first one is missing an entire signature around page 900 or so. I wrote to the publisher and they sent me a new one with all the pages.

They don’t fall apart until some fool of a Took comes along and touches them. Then you’re boned.

Hey now, we measure our teeth with .38 Special, not 9mm, thank you very much.

Ike cough hyorn chin

How’d I do?

The Nokia 2626 was no 3310 or 5110, but I bet you could still beat a man to death with it and then call your lady to tell her you’ll be a bit late to dinner. Whoever tore that down for the metals is gonna be kicking themselves pretty hard when the apocalypse comes.