https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t2IkfuWTJ8

Hand filled…

Nobody is bringing any food? I’m bringing the bag of potatos, the container of cherry tomatos, and my encyclopaedia.

My mother in law said I’m a really good dad. Like not even on father’s day, just like randomly once.

My dad always corrects me to: you never get more than you pay for.

I remember the feeling of the warmth on my face as I went into the computer lab

Lincoln tricked racist northerners into dying in a war against the most heinous form of slavery the world has ever seen, and he still doesn’t pass your purity test. Fucking wild.

Lincoln himself did not personally own slaves, but he was absolutely complicit as a President in maintaining the institution of slavery.

This is maybe the most absolutely deranged thing I have ever read.