Saw a video of one of these things at an intersection asking a pedestrian to hit the walk button for it. He just laughed and said nope. I bet a real person could hit the button.

Jim: Yes Dwight. Pam and I took what little time we have and spent hundreds of dollars learning Morse code just to mess with you at work.

Cut to Pam and Jim in the conference room beaming

Jim: That’s exactly what we did.

What’s on the list of things that got better because of AI?

Used to be the fourth p was porn. Now it’s phone.