ORbituary

Same. Daily. WTAF is so important you have to stare at your phone in a crosswalk?

Forget them. Check it, here’s my new thing. It’s from 1975.

Why do people say “New (to me)” about stuff they just acquired? My friend, it’s your new thing.

Thanks! I’ve had it under a month. It’s such a blast to rip around town with. 20,000 original miles from 1975.

Oh, nice. I love their greenhouse. I rode my motorcycle by the Arboretum today down to Seward and back to Dexter. Had lunch on Lake Wa.

Kubota Gardens, no?

Every time I think it’s as fucked as it can get for now, I get crotch punched again.

Two humans… not a human and an alien.

What a wild photo. I’ve never seen it.

You don’t want to leave.

Good luck.

And?

It is the same, but more.

If it comes up or is obvious. Not before. You risk this person ghosting you otherwise.

My take is that you’re already too invested.

Good luck. It’s not an easy position to figure out.

No shit. The dude’s hand is not clenched. Kitty has a funny face, but he doesn’t seem tensed.

I’ve still got like 3 stragglers for whom it is my main form of communication.

Tell them you’re moving on. It’s not worth it. If they’re really your friends, you can find another way. If they don’t, they only care about the way you are on Snap. That’s hollow.

Neat effect.

Am I wrong or does the article feel like it was written by AI?

Ah, nice. My friend group made one as well.

I hope Arch gets this shit sorted.

Greatest Offering Around Then?

Because “greatest of all time” implies it’s also great now… which is a time.

I won’t.