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Because your father smelt of elderberries. I also fart in your general direction. Now tell us your favourite linux distro or I shall taunt you a second tieme. >:(

*farts in your general direction

Welcome!

Your mother is a hamster.

Have a nice day!

It was icy and I was running. There were snow banks on either side of the sidewalk and I automatically curled up into ball as I fell so it was this human in the shape of a ball bouncing down the sidewalk. Anyway, that’s the last time my wenis was injured. Nothing cereal, just a bruise.

Nah, suitcase. It’s partially the point I’m making; not only would it fit but one would also have enough room for extra padding. Also leaves more space for the smokeless bong in your carry-on.

No one makes short term profit off of solving world hunger, so it doesn’t get solved. 🙈

The size of it could be a selling point for some people. I might have to move to Europe in the future and having a computer that can fit in my backpack would be hecking amazing. It would probably go in my suitcase though.

I also knew a guy that worked as an IT consultant and would stay in a city for no more than two years at a time for his work before packing everything up and moving on to the next one. Lots of moving around for him. I’m sure he’s on the list rn.

Shit. Maybe try to find a free game to add to your library? That might do it, might not. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyone know if I can upgrade the storage? I have a 1 TB nvme stick in on old laptop I could slap in there, not sure if I can though.

There is a way to make it cheaper, but it involves multiple homicide so I don’t think it’s going to happen.