-To my automatic lawnmower when i tripped on it.

-To my luggage when i almost broke the zipper by putting too much objects in it.

-A discord community i frequent since almost 2 decades (it already existed before discord). Even though we didn’t escape the dramas, we are basically a found family, they even know some things about me taht even my own mother ignore.

-My big sister’s own friends.

-People i know in the music academy.

-Elephants can’t jump.

-Starfish don’t brains.

-Cheetahs are almost literally giant housecats: they purr, they meow, they don’t attack humans and are surprisingly easy to tame.

-My cat, a fearsome inveterate hunter, came in the living room to pridefully show me his prey: a sock.

-To go outside, my cat prefers to meow at the door that doesn’t have a cat flap rather than go through the one that does.