The smell and the taste of self made apple pie with simply butter, flour, sugar and apples is unbeatable. Don’t buy comfort “foods” like this - learn to make them yourself.

Touching grass impossible.

What about aliasing sudo to engage or write a whole function for it:

function engage() {
    echo -e "\033[1;36m[LCARS AUTHORIZATION: ACTIVATED]\033[0m"
    sudo "$@"
}

Can I introduce you to a so called Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher?