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memes@lemmy.worldbylaurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world
24 days

Sometimes I just… gotta acknowledge he’s got the rizz

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    • bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      24 days

      Success

      Success Kid

      • jqubed@lemmy.world
        24 days

        Look at Ms. Moneybags; I’ve seen pastry chefs go into that much debt in culinary schools just to make $30,000/year!

          • architect@thelemmy.club
            22 days

            That sounds like a really bad choice in school and career to go into. Bakers are already broke before college.

            • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
              22 days

              I could put my penis on a cake in three years and it would sell for forty thousand dollars. The cake, not my penis, I mean. My penis would never be worth that much. Three nickels at best, and that would have to be on a Tuesday.

            • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
              24 days

              A person’s worth cannot be fairly measured in dollars.

                • Ariselas@piefed.caEnglish
                  24 days

                  try applying for a mortgage

                    • Zorque@lemmy.worldEnglish
                      24 days

                      “Fairly”

                    • grandel@lemmy.ml
                      24 days

                      That’s what Euro is for

                        • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
                          22 days

                          And for everything else, there’s Mastercard®️

                          • far_university1990@reddthat.com
                            22 days

                            Willkommen bei der Schufa, würden sie gerne ihren Sozialen Kreditpunktestand abrufen?

                          • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.worldEnglish
                            24 days

                            Wages always weirded me out. Wdym 1 hour of work, regardless of output, is worth $20 or whatever? No one outside of a corporate environment could rent me for $20 to do an hoir of work, but i also do that every week of the year.

                            • Drusas@fedia.io
                              24 days

                              And that’s not what this meme is about.

                              • dalekcaan@feddit.nl
                                24 days

                                Not fairly, no, but unfortunately in many cases that’s exactly how it’s measured.

                                • endlesseden@pyfedi.deep-rose.orgEnglish
                                  21 days

                                  but their stupidity often can!

                                  • Smaile@lemmy.ca
                                    24 days

                                    Yes it can, it’s done all the time, this is cope.

                                  • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
                                    22 days

                                    Kids in general are usually worth a lot, if you know the market, of course.

                                      • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
                                        22 days

                                        Username… Hopefully doesn’t check out!?!? 🫪

                                          • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
                                            21 days

                                            Yea, I’m Epstein’s boss. I’m also Q and the 48th n 50th president of the United States, seeing as how I’m the second coming of the Christ, too.

                                        • vane@lemmy.world
                                          22 days

                                          To work for someone who have trouble to write single sentence and use computer.

                                          • beefmayonnaise@feddit.orgDeutsch
                                            24 days

                                            At least the YouTube kid has done something for his money.

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