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memes@lemmy.worldbycannedtuna@lemmy.world
24 days

Like herpes, it just keeps coming back

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    • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
      23 days

      He’s always there. Lurking in the comments.

        • Dicska@lemmy.world
          20 days

          https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/264afb96-631b-47f2-9496-8754114cbfa9.png

          • deft@lemmy.wtf
            22 days

            Got me recently. Destroyed all the windows in my house. Even took my copilot. Evil monster

          • wilt@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
            24 days

            https://github.com/ChrisTitusTech/winutil

            This powershell script is such a lifesaver for people who constantly reimage windows.

            It has a few scripts in it to rip out AI and telemetry as well as many windows features, without having to even open edge.

            (I use Fedora btw)

              • yesman@lemmy.world
                23 days

                unfortunately, Windows is integrating AI into core apps by using AI to code. Microslop has promised that the next version of Windows will be agenic first, which means Windows will be a feature of Copilot, not the other way round.

                At that point the only script that’ll strip the AI out will be: shutdown /s /f /t 000

                  • TheBloodFarts@lemmy.ca
                    23 days

                    Where have they promised this? Genuinely interested in seeing the source

                      • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                        23 days

                        They have said this a bunch, here is just one example from before their recent developers conference even.

                          • TheBloodFarts@lemmy.ca
                            23 days

                            The age of Linux is upon us

                        • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
                          23 days

                          Windows will be a feature of Copilot, not the other way round.

                          Jensen Huang: Why the Keyboard is Killing Your Potential

                        • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                          23 days
                          winget install Mozilla.Firefox
                          

                          Now you never have to use Edge.

                            • wilt@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                              23 days

                              winget install -e --id LibreWolf.LibreWolf

                            • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
                              24 days

                              Fully endorsed. That said, if you have to use Windows, try the IOT versions.

                            • marcos@lemmy.world
                              23 days

                              Let me present to you our Lord and Savior, the Penguin…

                              • binarytobis@lemmy.world
                                23 days

                                People always tell me I need to keep my phone up to date, but every time I update I regret it. Did so yesterday and they turned a bunch of AI bullshit back on. I’m so tired.

                                They also changed the way everything looks and I can’t revert it. Took me 40 minutes to change the clock on my lock screen from dark grey back to white.

                                  • HuePony@lemmy.ml
                                    23 days

                                    You can use clean android is without bloat, if only loader is open

                                  • BladeFederation@piefed.socialEnglish
                                    23 days

                                    Have you ever heard about our Lord and Savior Linus Torvalds?

                                    • grue@lemmy.world
                                      23 days

                                      It boggles my mind that so many people have so little self-respect that they put up with having an abusive relationship with their computer.

                                      • aesthelete@lemmy.world
                                        23 days

                                        Pro tip: to banish Gemini to the shadow realm on an android phone and fix your android auto experience, set your default app for “assistant” to none.

                                        • Gnugit@aussie.zone
                                          24 days

                                          Jokes on you, I don’t update anymore unless it’s Linux.

                                          • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                            23 days

                                            Crazy how my computer wants to install updates five times a fucking week.

                                            • Krzysztof Sakrejda@bayes.club
                                              21 days

                                              @cannedtuna that’s what you get from people who don’t understand consent: herpes

                                              • 食 Shoku the Umbreon@furry.engineer
                                                22 days

                                                @cannedtuna My war with Samsung default phone software prepared me for this day.

                                                • Sam_Bass@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                  22 days

                                                  yeah, unfortunately, ai is baked into the friggin os of samsung phones, and maybe some others.

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