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memes@lemmy.worldbyThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world
22 days

It's our fault for having shins, really.

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It's our fault for having shins, really.

cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/koth/p/1303179/it-s-our-fault-for-having-shins-really

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    • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
      22 days

      This plane can fit 50 men!

      • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
        21 days

        Oh come on, they aren’t all like that.

        This one is great for those who want to smell farts blasted right into their faces.

        concept for airlines that's very cramped and ass to mouth

          • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
            21 days

            That feels so claustrophobic for the poor belowdecks person. You think they do seating based on phobia for this shit? You know, make the experience of flying just a tiny bit more miserable with bodily dread and stuff?

              • Zarobi@aussie.zoneEnglish
                21 days

                Mmm directly at fart level

              • Strider@lemmy.world
                21 days

                Accessibility also loves it!

                • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                  21 days

                  at this point, why not just have sliding racks of jump seats

                • Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one
                  22 days

                  Have you tried not being so tall? /s

                  • CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de
                    22 days

                    Not just airlines (or rather plane manufacturers) but bus and train manufacturers, too. And car makers when it comes to the back seats. Basically any company producing means of multi-person transportation.

                      • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                        21 days

                        Not just airlines (or rather plane manufacturers)

                        Distance between seats is determined by the airline, not the plane manufacturers. The seats mount on rails and are easily moved around by the airlines to optimize amount of possible seats.

                          • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
                            21 days

                            Which is also why the windows never fucking line up.

                          • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com
                            21 days

                            I have a Mustang, it’s a convertible. I’d honestly rather NOT have the back seats. They are useless anyway, I’d rather just have a 2 seater sports car.

                          • Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
                            21 days

                            Tojo took m’leg room!

                            • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
                              21 days

                              Is that a couple of floating scrotums?

                                • Kcap@lemmy.world
                                  21 days

                                  If only there was someone who could trace those dicks

                                    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
                                      21 days

                                  • RejZoR@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                    21 days

                                    If it was really down to airlines they’d design airplanes for sardines…

                                      • Kirp123@lemmy.world
                                        21 days

                                        They would make us stand up, that would allow them to fit so many more people.

                                      • pewpew@feddit.it
                                        21 days

                                        (From my driving school textbook)

                                        • sik0fewl@piefed.caEnglish
                                          21 days

                                          This is not even a joke for WestJet.

                                            • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
                                              21 days

                                              WestJet says feedback and operational data about the scaled-back 28-inch seat pitch, which reduced legroom, prompted the airline to change its “cabin-configuration approach” on aircraft where seating had been “densified.”

                                              Aahhh, who doesn’t love some corpo speak

                                                • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
                                                  21 days

                                                  I physically don’t fit in a 30" seat pitch, that sounds like hell

                                                  • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
                                                    21 days

                                                    You have to be this small to ride this plane

                                                • Taleya@aussie.zoneEnglish
                                                  21 days

                                                  I rode fiddy planes

                                                  • daannii@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                    21 days

                                                    I’m 5ft 2 and I feel like I barely fit in an airplane seat. And God forbid I have to use the restroom during the flight.

                                                    Restrooms smaller than portable Scotty potties.

                                                    I’m not someone who has claustrophobia but I’ll be real. Those restrooms feel like a coffin. And being on a flight longer 2 hours is a test of my mental fortitude.

                                                    I’ve been on an airplane a few times for about 9 hours and I honestly felt slightly traumatized by the experience.

                                                    Id love to travel to farther places but I don’t think I can handle those 13 hr flights.

                                                      • Malyca@lemmy.zip
                                                        21 days

                                                        All so rich people can rent entire apartments in the sky. Their seats get bigger while ours get smaller, doubly so for bathrooms.

                                                      • Zephorah@discuss.online
                                                        22 days

                                                        The front view needs to be 1 plastic school ruler wide with no curves. And no arms.

                                                        • Štěpán@lemmy.cafeEnglish
                                                          21 days

                                                          two hour flight to London with RyanAir was an absolute nightmare for me, and i’m ~196 cm which isn’t even that tall.

                                                          it really sucks that my options are either to suffer or to pay more.

                                                            • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
                                                              21 days

                                                              Where the hell are you from where 196 cm isn’t tall? We’re the same height and I loom over nearly everyone I meet like a fucking giant.

                                                                • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
                                                                  21 days

                                                                  Netherlands probably. 180 cm is the average for a man there.

                                                                    • feannag@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                      21 days

                                                                      16 cm is a pretty big difference. Thats almost 10% and surely more than a standard deviation above.

                                                                        • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
                                                                          21 days

                                                                          That’s being bigger, not looming over everyone. Find yourself in a group of Asian tourists who are often not even chest height for some good looming.

                                                                      • mholiv@lemmy.world
                                                                        21 days

                                                                        Northern Germany, Netherlands, Denmark. I felt I was tall before moving to the area. Now I feel just below average.

                                                                          • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
                                                                            21 days

                                                                            Ah, that tracks. A large fraction of my genealogy is from that area.

                                                                          • Štěpán@lemmy.cafeEnglish
                                                                            20 days

                                                                            From the Czech Republic. I mean, I am tall, but I still know like three people taller than me.

                                                                          • stretch2m@infosec.pub
                                                                            21 days

                                                                            195cm is definitely tall! At 200cm, I can literally no longer fly unless I save up for business class. My legs simply do not fit into a coach seat. Coach hurts. I would have to be a contortionist to attempt coach.

                                                                            • psilotop@lemmy.world
                                                                              21 days

                                                                              I think the worldwide average for men is something like 172-175cm so you are definitely tall. That said, it’s still abhorrent that some people are not allowed to fly remotely comfortably because of a handful of their genes.

                                                                              • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                21 days

                                                                                Easily fixed by not using those scummy twats Ryanair…

                                                                                  • Štěpán@lemmy.cafeEnglish
                                                                                    20 days

                                                                                    Well, money…

                                                                                      • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                        20 days

                                                                                        Having no moral WRT your travel choice can hurt, I don’t feel sorry for you.

                                                                                          • Štěpán@lemmy.cafeEnglish
                                                                                            20 days

                                                                                            fair, but it was never my choice, i’m a student and the only times i traveled by plane were with someone who paid for me and decided what to use.

                                                                                    • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
                                                                                      21 days

                                                                                      “You’re not mah daddy, a’hm your daddy!”

                                                                                      • BreadOven@lemmy.world
                                                                                        21 days

                                                                                        I killed fiddy men!

                                                                                          • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
                                                                                            21 days

                                                                                            Go jail now

                                                                                              • tabularasa@lemmy.ca
                                                                                                21 days

                                                                                                I don’t think he got it. LOL.

                                                                                                  • BreadOven@lemmy.world
                                                                                                    17 days

                                                                                                    Haha I don’t think so.

                                                                                                  • BreadOven@lemmy.world
                                                                                                    17 days

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